forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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