ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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