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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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