Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
