He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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