its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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