is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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