Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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