WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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