She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
