he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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