Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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