You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she told me i tasted like america
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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