You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
