With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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Is that strawberry winking at me??
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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