There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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