You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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