i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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