why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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