i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
