smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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