Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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