trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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