All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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