This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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