Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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