So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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