I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
