did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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