But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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