And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
