big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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