how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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