he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
where are you?
Hypothermia
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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