ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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