Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize