so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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