Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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