Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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