I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
