I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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