I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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