Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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