I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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