Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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