im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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