Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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