i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Swine flu is the new snow day.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
