I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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