HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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