Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
