i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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